Sunday, December 14, 2025

Do the Aliens and Caribou Believe in Santa or Krampus?

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At Area 52 , belief is… flexible. According to WTTQ field reports and several very opinionated alien sources. The aliens absolutely believe...
Friday, December 12, 2025

“SANTA FOUND AND HE’S DRUNK AT THE BASEMENT CLUB”

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Broadcast Live from the Basement Club Dancefloor Dr. Paralax is practically shouting over the bassline: “Ladies and gentlemen, avatars and e...
Thursday, December 11, 2025

“Rudolph Claims Santa Is Missing - Krampus or Aliens Suspected!”

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BREAKING NEWS FROM AREA 52 WTTQ Channel 10 interrupts your regularly scheduled programming with a developing holiday mystery. According to R...
Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Krampus’s Deeply Unpopular Reindeer Opinion

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A WTTQ Channel 10 Follow-Up Exclusive KRAMPUS: “I’m going to say it. And Santa can clutch his peppermint pearls if he wants.” 1. “Reindeer a...
Tuesday, December 9, 2025

Krampus Explains Why Santa Says “Ho Ho Ho”

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  A WTTQ Channel 10 Exclusive Interview Most humans think Santa says “ho ho ho” because he’s jolly. The aliens of Area 52 strongly disagree...
Friday, December 5, 2025

“Krampus Sighted Over Area 52!”

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“Good evening. This is WTTQ Channel 10 with a Special Holiday Alert.  Residents of Area 52 are advised to stay indoors, bring in their carib...
Wednesday, December 3, 2025

The Newest Trend Sweeping Through Area 52 (and Possibly Time Itself)

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Everyone at Area 52 has been talking about it: the aliens, the wolves, the caribou with antennas, even the janitor bot that isn’t supposed ...