Tuesday, May 27, 2025

MEMORIAL DAY AT THE RETREAT CEMETERY

 Filed by Raine Solara, WTTQ News, with static in the mic and fog at the heels.

LOCATION:
The Retreat Cemetery — under the moaning pines, beside the rusted gate that still opens by itself. A gentle mist rises from the grass, and someone left an espresso macchiato on a mossy headstone. (We suspect Dr. Parallax.)
Freedom is not free
It’s quiet today, but not empty.
Flags (some Earth-made, some… less so) line the winding paths.
Tiny candles flicker beside names half-remembered, etched in stone and bark.
The air carries both solemnity and whispered music—possibly from a nearby Basement Club soundcheck bleeding through dimensions.

KNOWN GRAVESITES:
Anjelikka’s Exes: Their stones are... elaborate. Each one hums faintly.

G., the Southern Boy: His grave has a flask and a rose, always replaced by someone who never leaves a name.


The Alien Elf: No marker, but the space glows, and butterflies gather.

Scott (maybe Shay?): His portrait appeared on the chapel wall during the storm. The paint still drips.

The Iguana’s Cousin: A tiny grave with a piñata tied to the headstone and a half-eaten taco in tribute.

Atop the chapel steps, the altar book—once lost, now open. The page today reads:

"To the ones we loved, and the ones who were never quite real,
We light a candle not just for what was lost—
But for what we can’t stop returning to."

Todays visitors:
Rachel & Casey: Placed flowers and danced a slow step barefoot across the grass.
Dandy: Said a prayer involving lentils and jazz hands.
Odin: Wore a floor-length cloak stitched with the names of the fallen.
May all we have lost rest in peace

Dr. Parallax: Lit incense made from ancient espresso beans.
Tubby: Whispered to a gravestone, then walked away whistling “Espresso Macchiaaaatoooo…”
Laura (DJ): Spun a remix of “Taps” with synth drops. Somehow, it worked.

A train whistle from the forest at midnight.
A Monarch butterfly landing on a grave, then vanishing into the ground.
A child’s laughter near a headstone marked only with a spiral.

FINAL THOUGHT:
They say you come to the Retreat Cemetery to remember.
But sometimes… You leave remembering too much.

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