π An exclusive confession from the Retreat, filed anonymously (but the lipstick on the envelope matched Anjelikka’s brand)
It started as these things do with a slow dance, a missing shoe, and a glow that wasn’t from the candles.
He called himself "Mike", but only because "⁂¤Ο∴" was hard for humans to pronounce over breakfast.
THE WEDDING:
Officiated by the chapel cat, who got ordained online and brought his own fog machine.
Held at the cemetery chapel, beneath a confused eagle and a silent jukebox.
The guests were:
Rachel and Casey (dancing)
The Moth (naked, hiding)
Dr. Parallax (weeping?)
Dandy livestreaming with a filter called “Pastel Devotion”
and numerous aliens floating above us.
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I do, I am not sure what he said... |
It vibrated when I lied.
I gave him a heart.
It blinked pink whenever I remembered home.
Time perception: He thought I was cheating after I took a nap. For him, naps = 3 lunar years.
The honeymoon:
Location: inside a shifting asteroid that played early Motown.
Side effect: I still smell like cinnamon when I'm nervous.
WHY I STAYED:
Because no human ever looked at me like a constellation map.
Because he doesn’t speak in “I love you,”
He speaks in reflections, echoes, and perfectly brewed silence.
Because I once asked him,
“Why me?”
And he said,
“You weren’t afraid when I glitched. That’s love.”
Because he doesn’t speak in “I love you,”
He speaks in reflections, echoes, and perfectly brewed silence.
Because I once asked him,
“Why me?”
And he said,
“You weren’t afraid when I glitched. That’s love.”
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He wore a black bow tie |
The mushrooms in Erma’s garden sing lullabies now.
The jukebox hiccups in our song’s rhythm.
Shayth’rien said our firstborn will be “mostly carbon-based… probably.”
So yes.
I married an alien.
He still doesn’t understand sarcasm.
I still don’t understand fifth-dimensional origami.
But every morning he hums at my coffee.
And every night, he watches my dreams to make sure they arrive safely.
Isn’t that what love is?
Something strange,
a little glowing,
and completely ours.
He still doesn’t understand sarcasm.
I still don’t understand fifth-dimensional origami.
But every morning he hums at my coffee.
And every night, he watches my dreams to make sure they arrive safely.
Isn’t that what love is?
Something strange,
a little glowing,
and completely ours.
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