THE BIG BEAR EAGLES ABDUCTED BY ALIENS — SHOCK AND FEATHERS AT THE RETREAT

 Breaking from WTTQ’s RidgeCam Drone Feed 

 Filed by Raine Solara, still clutching a half-melted snow globe and gasping for air.

Yes. It finally happened.
The Big Bear Eagles, the symbolic sentinels of freedom, grace, and incredibly dramatic live-streams...
are gone. 

Vanished.
Lifted.
Taken skyward by unidentified shimmering orbs at dawn.

Erma saw it first.
Out by her shroom garden, watering the “dream caps,” when a sudden silence hit the forest. Not a rustle. Not a chirp. Not even Tubby’s usual morning ode to regret.
And then: a sound like wet glass spinning.

Above the treetops?
Four radiant discs. They hovered. Pulsed. And from the center?
“...like silver spaghetti arms,” Erma said. “Pulled those birds up like puppets!”

VIDEO FEED INTERRUPTION

The famous Eagle Nest Stream — followed by thousands — cut to static at 06:22:12.
Just before that, viewers caught:
One eagle looking directly into the camera.
A low hum rising in pitch.
The sky fracturing in fractals.
A faint voice whispering: “Return the talon…”

🛸 WHY THE EAGLES?

Sacred energy nodes?

The nest sits on a ley line that once glowed pink during a Basement bass drop. 

Messengers?
Alien cats have often chirped eerily when eagles appeared onscreen.
A warning?
Shayth’rien once said, mid-shift:
“When the sky takes wing, the ground will stir.”
Or... an offering gone wrong?
Dandy may have tried to lure Astrid back with “a gesture of power,” and that may have involved feathered things.

Laura played “Fly Like an Eagle” on loop until the jukebox caught fire.
Dr. Parallax released a statement saying:
“They are safe. They will return with new knowledge… or better vision.”
Bun G Chord made a haunting remix of eagle calls and static called “Talon Ascension.”
Anjelikka added a sketch to the altar book — a wing, broken and mended with light.

FINAL CLUE?

A feather — too large for any bird native to this planet — was found in the hollow tree.
When touched, it plays the national anthem… in reverse.

PS...the eagles are safe...but is the Retreat safe?