“More Romance on the Radar? Love in the Time of Beam-Ups”
Transmission intercepted from somewhere between The Retreat and Sector Glarn-7
Transmission intercepted from somewhere between The Retreat and Sector Glarn-7
SPECIAL NOTICE:
Linden Lab denies all alien involvement, stating:
“All participants must comply with the Community Standards. Even the telepathic ones.”
Still, as Odin the Speed Dater put it:
“I had a 10-minute date with something from Sector Delta-9, and I think we might start a commune.”
Linden Lab denies all alien involvement, stating:
“All participants must comply with the Community Standards. Even the telepathic ones.”
Still, as Odin the Speed Dater put it:
“I had a 10-minute date with something from Sector Delta-9, and I think we might start a commune.”
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| Odin may want more than 10 minutes |
Tubby & Astrid
Status: Broken orbit
Tubby’s been MIA since the pet cow incident and the failed rendevouz at Empire Omerta. Astrid’s been spotted sketching alone and confiding in Erma’s mushrooms.
Bun & Astrid
Status: Pining detected
Bun’s been writing songs in binary and leaving heart-shaped mushroom rings near Astrid’s tent. She hasn’t noticed.
Dandy & the Sister Situation
Status: Interference
Dandy’s late-night AM stream revealed some regretful frequencies. Tubby may not know, but Chloe definitely does.
Odin & H.B. the Lady Utahpian
Status: Vibe check pending
After a whirlwind 10-minute date, they were last seen comparing constellations and arguing about candle scents.
⁂¤π∴ & Anjelikka
Status: Re-entry confusion
He returned with no memory, but keeps showing up near the jukebox. The song still skips. She still draws him from behind the curtain.
Love is in retrograde, but hearts are still syncing up across time zones, alien zones, and espresso zones. Let’s review the latest romantic entanglements lighting up our radar...
WTTQ TRANSMISSION – "Dr. Phil Appears… In Spirit"
Filed from the dim-lit corners of The Retreat Gallery, under a waxing gibbous moon and one suspiciously humming fern.
More updates to follow as we try to contact the talk show realm beyond the veil.
Filed from the dim-lit corners of The Retreat Gallery, under a waxing gibbous moon and one suspiciously humming fern.
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| Dr. Phil has made a spiritual reappearance. |
Next up on WTTQ: “Can You Emotionally Gaslight an Interdimensional Being?”
Stay tuned. Stay lucid. And remember, not all advice comes from the living.
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