WTTQ FIELD REPORT “THE ALIEN HELPERS: DOMESTIC EXCHANGE AT AREA 52”

Filed by Correspondent Raine Solara | Broadcast from the Monty Region, SEGI 

“This is Raine Solara reporting live from Area 52, where aliens have traded tractor beams for… Swiffers?”

The SEGI Project’s latest outreach effort, the “Domestic Exchange Program,” is testing the limits of human–alien cooperation. For the first time ever, extraterrestrial guests are volunteering to assist with day-to-day Earth chores, a mission organizers call ‘Cross-Cultural Maintenance and Mutual Sanitation.’

So far, the results are out of this world, well, maybe.

Inside a shimmering habitat filled with lavender light, two aliens were spotted folding shirts with geometric precision.

“We find this… meditative,” one told me through a translator node.
“But socks? Too hostile. They scream of entropy.”

No word yet on what that means. SEGI staff have been instructed to wear sandals until further notice.

In the kitchen sector, an alien with five translucent hands was discovered entranced by a single soap bubble.

“Each contains a parallel universe,” it murmured, refusing to pop it.
Cleanup efficiency plummeted by 300%, but morale soared.

[19:39] Devon Reggiane: That sounds like a line to sell encyclopedias: "from cereal to the butt... It's all in here!"

Another volunteer, equipped with an anti-gravity vacuum, made headlines when it accidentally removed a small fern from the physical plane.

“We assume the plant’s fine,” said a SEGI supervisor. “We’re just not sure which galaxy it’s in now.”

 Aliens reportedly adore baking, though they question our limited portion sizes.

“Humans divide infinity into dinner plates,” said one chef from the Pleiades.
“We prefer buffet without end.”

Their signature dish, Cosmic Pudding, has since become a cafeteria favorite despite occasional bioluminescent side effects.

The report concludes with perhaps the strangest finding: aliens consider taking out the trash a form of cosmic devotion.
“We return matter to the infinite,” said one participant solemnly while emptying a bin.

“So, are aliens better housemates than humans? The data is inconclusive, but the socks are definitely gone.

Reporting live from Area 52, this is Raine Solara for WTTQ:

‘Keeping it clean, across dimensions.’”

WTTQ Scene Report: “Bun G Chord and the Cat at Midnight”

Last night’s frequencies from Area 52 took a darker, dreamier turn as DJ Bun G Chord descended into the booth for his long-anticipated Goth Set, a ritual of reverb, velvet shadows, and basslines that felt like cathedral bells underwater.

As the crowd of aliens, avatars, and late-night wanderers swayed in flickering violet light, something curious happened: a cat, sleek, unbothered, almost spectral, appeared near the DJ’s feet. Witnesses say it didn’t walk in through the door. It simply was there.

Some claim it’s Bun’s familiar. Others say it’s the reincarnation of an alien intelligence that’s been studying human nightlife for decades. Bun didn’t confirm or deny; he just turned up the volume and dropped “Bela Lugosi’s Dead.”

By the end of the night, both Bun and the cat were gone.
Only the echo of synth and the scent of strawberry incense remained.

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WTTQ Area 52 culinary investigations

“Aliens Go Gaga for Strawberry Jam at the Biodome”
By Rachel Solera | Broadcast from Area 52

Aliens appear to have a fondness for strawberry jam.

Monty Region: The SEGI Project’s Biodome has officially become ground zero for what experts are calling “The Great Intergalactic Jam Craze.”

Following last week’s diplomatic brunch between humans and visiting extraterrestrial envoys, several aliens were observed congregating near the refreshment table where, to everyone’s surprise, they bypassed the nutrient bars and went straight for the strawberry jam.

New shipment of jam just came in...

Witnesses described the scene as “part science fair, part breakfast buffet, and part religious experience.”

“They didn’t even blink,” said one observer. “They just hovered their spoons and made this little humming sound. Like they’d found the meaning of life in a jar.”

SEGI xenobiologists suggest that the aliens’ enthusiasm for strawberry jam might stem from its biochemical similarity to the nutrient plasma used aboard their ships. Others believe it’s more emotional than scientific, a nostalgic taste of something universal.

Meanwhile, Rachel’s Biodome has announced the launch of a limited-edition “Galactic Toast Station” where visitors can share a slice with their cosmic counterparts. Proceeds will go toward SEGI’s Intercultural Culinary Research Fund.

Field reports from Rachel’s Biodome suggest that extraterrestrial visitors were observed dipping Triscuits and even meteor chips into strawberry preserves. SEGI nutritionists theorize that it’s the vibrant red color and sugar content that fascinate them:

Color theory: The aliens’ vision spectrum may interpret red as “nutrient-rich” or “energetically charged.”

They would not even sell it to me.

Texture appeal: The jam’s smooth viscosity mimics the nutrient-rich gels used in their own sustenance pods.

Emotional resonance: Some scientists speculate the flavor activates pleasure responses similar to human nostalgia, perhaps reminding them of distant planetary flora.

One alien at the Biodome was reportedly overheard (through translation nodes) declaring:

“Earth fruit. Sweet. Warm light memory.”

As one alien delegate reportedly transmitted through the comm-link:

“Peace, understanding, and preserves.

I think one of the trains is filled with strawberry jam

”So yes, aliens do like strawberry jam. Possibly even more than humans do.

INSIDE THE BIODOME SEGI’S LIVING EXPERIMENT

Filed from Area 52 by Correspondent Reine Solera

Nestled in the lunar-gray dust of the Monty Crater, the Biodome stands like a glowing jewel of alien architecture and human ambition. This transparent geodesic habitat code-named “Habitat SEGI-5” isn’t just another outpost; it’s a living experiment where human curiosity meets extraterrestrial hospitality.

It looks innocent, but is it?

At first glance, the dome looks like a peaceful research site: hydroponic gardens shimmer in bioluminescent blues, robotic rovers hum softly, and small alien figures drift near control panels. But beneath the calm surface lies the pulse of The SEGI Project, the Search for Extragrid Intelligence.

Rumors swirl that this is where the first successful contact happened. “The Biodome is not just observing life,” says one technician who requested anonymity. “It’s learning to host it.”

To make the travelers hungry, Casey Cruz plays music.

Inside, visitors have reported an atmosphere of strange comfort, earthlike oxygen, gentle temperature regulation, and even snacks from the infamous Rachel’s Biodome Kitchen, where space travelers are greeted with trays of Triscuits and comet jelly.

“You wouldn’t believe how far a Triscuit goes when you’ve been orbiting Saturn,” Rachel says, balancing a tray of meticulously arranged crackers topped with moon-cheese and alien chutney.

The Biodome’s reputation has grown beyond its sustainable airlock systems; it’s now known as the “snack hub of the stars.” Pilots from the Pleiades drop in for hydration packs and human comfort food; Dr. Parallax insists the salty crunch of a Triscuit helps stabilize one’s temporal frequency after hyperspace travel.

Locals joke that the place smells like rosemary and ozone, and that if you listen closely, the plants whisper coordinates for the next SEGI experiment. Grav-Beef Sliders: Inspired by Earth’s cows, but cultivated from cloned particles abducted in 2047’s “Monty Incident.” (Wonders if that was Tubby's pet cow Mellowbell?)

We will investigate if these autographs are real

Whether it’s a laboratory, a restaurant, or a cosmic waystation, one thing is certain:

The Biodome is alive with questions.

And in Area 52, questions are the most dangerous life form of all.

WTTQ SPECIAL REPORT “THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING”

 Filed by Rachel Solera, October 2047

This is Rachel Solera reporting from a sealed test chamber beneath Area 52, where rumors of SEGI’s “pudding experiment” have stirred both curiosity and concern, since Germans are now eating their pudding with a fork in the park.

Officials refer to it as a nutrient suspension medium. Locals simply call it alien pudding. And if the whispers are true, it’s more than dessert, it’s data.

Places like The Peaceful Retreat may have a hidden meaning. The tiger did not take the pudding offering.

Each shimmering bowl contains a lattice of microscopic filaments, structures so fine they respond to sound and thought. Scientists say the pudding “remembers” patterns, voices, vibrations, and even emotional frequencies.

The Xaraz Gallery hides the truth in the art

When asked whether this material might store consciousness, one technician only replied:

“The proof… is in the pudding.”

Moments later, the lights flickered purple. Equipment spiked. A few witnesses claimed they heard something like laughter from deep inside the cooling tanks.

No official explanation followed. SEGI has denied any connection to the incident. But one thing is certain:
Whatever’s in that pudding… It’s thinking back.

At Reverie Farm, they have cows. I am sure you need milk for the pudding. The aliens don’t appear to drink milk in the human sense. However, they synthesize something very similar to a nutrient-rich, bioluminescent fluid that looks like liquid moonlight. It’s grown from fungal cultures and mineral dust rather than coming from any living creature. They call it “Lunaflux.” It’s said to glow faintly when “fresh” and is stored in crystal flasks rather than bottles.

The aliens seem to prefer turning that Lunaflux into a kind of gelatinous matrix they can program with flavors, memories, or even emotional imprints. Eating it isn’t just nourishment, it’s a sensory experience. A memory meal. A dessert that takes you back.

So, while humans might sip milk or stir pudding, the aliens engineer theirs.

This is Rachel Solera, WTTQ News, keeping one spoon out of the truth at Area 52.

Special Bulletin: “Will 3I-Atlas Interfere with Area 52?”

“The 3I-Atlas has been pulsing over the desert skies for weeks, but experts now warn its presence may destabilize the very fabric of Area 52 itself.”

DR. PARALLAX: “The Atlas isn’t passive. It’s not just watching. It bends signals, reroutes transmissions, and even rewrites echoes. That interference could unravel Area 52’s anchor, the code holding it together. If the Atlas keeps spinning, Area 52 won’t collapse… it’ll re-thread into something else.”

DJ Casey(Martian) played some intergalactic tunes

‘Do not fear interference. We call it… correction.’

“From the piano-shaped halls of J&R’s Ballroom to the hidden gates of ED’s, the second night of the SEGI Project was nothing short of luminous. Travelers stepped through shimmering portals, rode starlit ships across the void, and dove into dreamlike underwater worlds.

Be part of something BIG

Attendance grew, the UFOs were found, and the clues stitched together a map that feels more alive with each passing hour. The aliens seemed amused, the explorers delighted, and the sense of shared discovery continues to pulse brighter than before.

Early word: Night Two was not only promising, it was successful. And if the pattern holds, Night Three may very well unravel even deeper secrets from the SEGI weave.”

Beneath the stars, a plan takes flight,
Born of questions in the night.
SEGI listens, SEGI sees,
Whispers carried on the cosmic breeze.
A thousand signals, faint and far,
Patterns etched from star to star.
Is it chance or something more,
Knocking softly at Earth’s door?
With courage cloaked in mystery,
They write the future’s history.
For in the dark, their beacons gleam,
The SEGI Project dares to dream.

Watch for more SEGI festivities and some more information about the other venues. 

Come and get your gift here and the LM to the next venue...

SEGI PROJECT BEGINS and more prizes and some contests...

 Be ready and enjoy :) October 1-31, 2025

AREA 52

Halloween at Area 52 

In the desert where the moonlight’s blue,
Lurks a base with secrets, Area 52.
Pumpkins glow and shadows creep,
While aliens wake from cosmic sleep.

They carve jack-o-lanterns with laser beams,
And whisper strange, unearthly dreams.
Candy corn floats in zero-G,
While UFOs buzz the haunted trees.

So if on Halloween you hear a tune,
From saucers spinning ’round the moon…
Don’t be scared, they’ve just come through,
To trick-or-treat at Area 52!

Be sure to visit Area 52 and receive your complimentary gift, as well as the LM to the next venue. Take many pictures and submit them to me via Discord or in-world. (Anjelikka) I may add a contest to all of these events. Come on, I know you love to take pictures.

Have a poem? Write it and send it to me... maybe you'll win another prize.

Our 2nd night was also a great...thank you so very much for making this a beautiful night :)