WTTQ Special Feature: “Pleiadian Portals and the Basement Club Connection”

Are the aliens at the Retreat, The Basement Club, and Area 52 from the Pleiades star system? The evidence is... shimmering.

The Pleiadians:
Known in various belief systems and alien lore as the “Nordic” star people, Pleiadians are allegedly:
Tall, radiant, and often blonde (but not exclusively one wore a hoodie and Crocs to the Retreat last week.)
Emotionally evolved, empathic, and deeply invested in humanity’s spiritual growth
Prone to dance in strange formations under purple lighting (hello, Basement Club’s “Galactic Night”)

What We Know (or... Don’t):

Dr. Parallax once muttered, mid-scone, “They came from seven sisters. But one was missing.”
DJ Bun’s playlist mysteriously aligned with known Pleiadian transmission tones, specifically 963Hz, which allegedly activates crown chakras (or excellent footwork).
Anjelikka sketched a being titled “Lady of Alcyone” but can’t recall when or why.
⁂¤π∴ responded to the question with, “That’s an Earth concept. We prefer light signatures to constellations.”

Witness Reports:
Trenton Glass saw “a shimmering cloaked figure” emerge behind the Retreat cemetery mausoleum, whispering about “Lyra and the fall.” He’s since begun an unofficial investigation.
Dandy insists her “friend Mike” is definitely not from the Pleiades. “Too hungry. Too sarcastic.”
A mysterious individual going only by “H.B. from Utahpia” says she dated a Pleiadian, but it only lasted two moon cycles. “Too emotionally supportive. It was unnerving.”

Coincidences? Or Coordinates?
The jukebox skips exactly at 33:33 each night.
The espresso machine emits tones matching Pleiadian “awakening frequencies.”
And during one wild DJ set, Shayth’rien kissed someone mid-dimension shift and the mirror behind them briefly reflected seven blue orbs instead of two.

Final Transmission:

If they’re from the Pleiades, they haven’t officially said.
But the clues are there:
The moths.

The lights.
The echo of a forgotten name: Aeyuna.

So the next time you hear static in your headphones at the Basement Club, lean in close.
They might be sending a message in rhythm.

WTTQ, always listening