“CEO ALIEN CAUGHT AT CONCERT AND WHO WAS THAT WITH HIM?”

WTTQ BREAKING TRANSMISSION:

It wasn't Coldplay but the Probes

Dateline: The Infrasonic Amphitheater
Last night’s ambient-electro fusion concert took a sharp turn from “euphoric chill” to extraterrestrial scandal when the elusive CEO Alien, often whispered about in hushed tones around Area 52 watercoolers, was spotted dancing under the aurora lights with… you.
Yes, you.

(We’re looking at you, Dr. Parallax.
You and your Moai-shaped thermos.)

Witnesses say the alien was disguised just enough:
Crisp blazer made of shimmering nanotextiles
No visible eyelids (still blinking, though?)
A glowing ID badge that simply read: “🜂🜄🜁🜃”
Drinking a suspiciously bubbling Espresso Macchiato

EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS:

“I thought it was just a guy in a biotech startup costume.”
 DJ Casey, who spun three sets and didn’t stop the music even during the abduction warning sirens.
“They looked close. Like maybe…intergalactically linked?”
Chloe, astral-date historian, wearing a trench coat and sipping lemon-infused moonwater.

“It was just a concert.”
“He said he liked live music and light displays.”
“We met at the Basement Club. I didn’t know he was a CEO.”

Duck, we have been caught.

But now?
Now your face is on the security footage,
holding hands with a being who reportedly owns three minor moons and at least one crypto bank on Mars.

Was this a date, a covert meeting, or just cosmic happenstance?

Will Dr. Parallax try to spin this on tonight’s WTTQ roundtable?


And who’s going to tell "⁂¤π∴"? 

THE CONCERT SETLIST INCLUDED:
“Transmission on Channel 9”
“Cruel to Be Kind (Basement Club Remix)”
“Espresso Macchiatooooooo!” (Encore)

More soon.
WTTQ will keep watching the skies.
And you.