According to scattered files from the SEGI Project, J&R’s Ballroom isn’t just a music venue. It’s a living instrument. Please stop by and show your support...you never know what kind of person you may meet.
Architecture: The entire building is shaped like a grand piano tipped on its side. The black-and-white keys stretch into the dance floor, and when stepped on, they resonate with deep, otherworldly tones. Guests swear the keys play them back.
Strange Effects: Dancers sometimes vanish into the “piano roll,” only to reappear hours later, disoriented but humming forgotten jazz tunes. We suspect this is SEGI experimenting with time signatures as time portals.
Dr. Parallax, watching via intergalectic transmission, once told WTTQ that the Ballroom was seeded by “an alien pianist who mistook Earth for a metronome.” Naturally, he found this “weird, even for Area 52.”
Needless to say, it is a lovely place to dance and mingle, but the alien-cats have claimed the bass clef section as their own, treating it like a velvet lounge. They lap at cocktails left vibrating on the low notes. Stop by and listen to some music every Sunday at 1PM, and wear some of your formal stuff, you know you have some in your inventory.
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| Who is this fellow she is dancing with? I think he said his name was Al LEE Enn |
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