“SEGI Project Begins October 1 — UFO Deployment Confirmed”

Raine Solara, live from Monty Region, Area 52
“Good evening, listeners and grid-walkers. This just in the SEGI Project, long whispered about in notecards and late-night Discord leaks, has an official start date: October 1st. 

And the timing couldn’t be stranger, because tonight, under the violet haze of the Monty Region skies, UFOs have been deployed.”

“We’ve danced at the Basement Club. We’ve watched aliens eat our pizza and sip our espresso macchiatos. But tonight, they’ve stopped pretending to blend in. October 1st marks the opening of something bigger, and the UFOs are already here.”

This is no rehearsal.
This is no rumor.
This is the start of the SEGI Project as it was always meant to be: public, visible, and interstellar. 

WTTQ will be broadcasting live as the SEGI Project’s events unfold. Stay tuned for ground updates, air surveillance, and eyewitness reports. Go to Area 52 to start your journey, starting at 6PM SLT, with our very own Dr. Parallax welcoming the aliens. Look for the small UFO to get a gift, and make sure you visit all the venues.

This is Raine Solara for WTTQ, reminding you that October 1st is not just a date on the calendar. 

It’s the day the sky officially opened.