WTTQ Special Report: “Halloween in the Hands of the Aliens”

At Area 52, the aliens definitely celebrate Halloween, but in ways that make humans wonder if they got the memo or rewrote it.

Reporting live from the Retreat Plaza

Instead of dressing as something else, the aliens literally trade skins. One might show up wearing the outer husk of another species, shimmering like a borrowed avatar. 

Anjelikka once caught them trying on “Second Life Premium bodies” as costumes.

An alien took over Anjelikka's skin

Aliens don’t knock. They teleport into your living room and demand, “Trick, treat, or transmission?” Their candy is often crystallized starlight or gooey cubes of unknown protein. Kids in Area 52 swear the candy whispers their names at night.

Alien haunted houses are not decorated with cobwebs and skeletons. Instead, they bend physics doors lead to infinite hallways, mirrors reflect your other self, and sometimes you emerge older than when you entered.

Pumpkins glow from within, carved into fractal runes. Sometimes the runes… move. Sometimes they open their own little mouths and chant back.

Last year’s top alien costume: “Middle Management.” 

Nobody understood it, but Dr. Parallax swears the alien just wore a tie and made everyone fill out paperwork.

The “Pumpkin Oath”: Before the carving begins, Dr. Parallax leads a ritual where everyone presses their hand (or tentacle) onto the pumpkin and chants,

“May the veil be thin, may the seeds take root.” 

Nobody’s sure if it’s symbolic or an actual spell.