Greg: What do you want to do?
Anjelikka: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Greg: I don't know...maybe we can visit some of my southern cousins out in the country.
Anjelikka: Well, alrighty then. (I sigh)
Let’s face it—the South is Extended-Family Central. If you just slow down a little as driving by their house, they’ll claim you as a cousin, and if you actually are their cousin, well, you might as well be their sister—or at least their cousin-sister, if there is such a thing. They love a big Southern family. So, I am sure I will meet tons of the southern cousins at one point or another.
|waiting for cousins Earle and Della|
I really don't think Earle is coming. Or does he even live here? Why, that egg-suckin' dawg! He's a snake in the grass.
Then Greg remembers that cousin Coralee lives in a trailer park. Oh you got to be kidding wait...wait. I'm gonna whup you where the sun don't shine if you don't slow down.
Well so much for a country day out.
Roll Tide Y'all!!!