Thursday, August 28, 2025

Letters to the Editor for WTTQ Channel 10

Volume 7, Issue 5
Keeping it real

From “Concerned in Cloud District”
Dear WTTQ,
I tuned in for the Mood Weather Report and ended up with an emotional sunburn. Now every time someone says "Tuesday," I burst into tears. Please adjust the UV levels on your broadcasts.
-Sincerely, Concerned (and slightly crispy)




From “DJ L
Dear WTTQ,
I subbed for Casey and played a full set of interdimensional lounge hits.
Why did half the audience phase through the floor?
And who drank my soup?
-Still Spinning, DJ L

From “Anonymous but Obviously Devon”
Dear WTTQ,
Your report on alien cats drinking all the booze was irresponsible journalism.
They left half a bottle. I saw it.
Also, can you run my poem again? The one about lentils?
-Not Devon, Definitely Not

“Parallaxed in Perpetuity”
Dear WTTQ,
I watched Dr. Parallax observe Casey and Rachel doing the happy dance with alien-cats, and I have one question:
Was the dance a ritual, or did someone spike the lentil soup again?
-Eternally Confused, Parallaxed



From “Pixel Promises, 2AM”
Dear WTTQ,
Your special on late-night logins hit too close to home.
I asked him why he was online at 2AM. He said, "Building a boat."
I checked.
It was a hot tub.
-Suspiciously Yours, Sleepless in Simville

“Mrs. R, Witness Protection”
Dear WTTQ,
I never agreed to be part of the Queen of Second Life story.
Also, why is my cat glowing now?
-Reluctantly, Mrs. R


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