“Ale E Inn: Where Interstellar Appetite Meets Earthly Pub Fare” was reported by Anchor: Raine Solara (a.k.a. Anjelikka – still undercover) under a tight contract with the Alien International Press during an undercover mission.
At Area 52, the Ale E Inn (engine 229) is basically the unofficial alien watering hole, though “watering hole” might be misleading, since most of their menu isn’t exactly human-friendly.
Locals claim the Pleiadian visitors love the Plasma Glow Ale (which looks like a lava lamp in a pint glass), while the Andromedan crew swears by the Nebula Nachos, a pile of star-shaped chips dusted in shimmering spice that leaves your tongue faintly humming for hours.
The owner insists they’re “just tourists with unusual dietary needs.” Still, some regulars have noticed that every time the Ale E Inn has a busy alien night… strange light formations appear over the Monty region. Discover more during the SEGI event in October 2025, a grid-wide event revealing what is truly out there. Gifts are the bribes for those who dare to come.
Reports from our ever-watchful field crew confirm that the Ale E Inn(engine 229), already a favorite among Area 52’s more eccentric visitors, has become the after-hours hangout for extraterrestrial guests.
On nights when the Ale E Inn (engine 229) hosts “off-world happy hour,” nearby Monty Region skywatchers report odd formations of lights in strict geometric shapes hovering low before vanishing toward the desert. They have also been seen over the notorious Club RAPA NUI, owned by Dr. Elvis H. Christ AKA Dr. Parallax.
Are these visits just hungry travelers making a pit stop on a cosmic road trip? Or is the Ale E Inn an undercover liaison site for deeper Area 52 negotiations?
As always, WTTQ will be watching.
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