WTTQ Breaking News “Abducted, But Still on the Beat”

Special report brought to you by Raine Solera: “THE DANDY DOUBLE: SPINNING BEATS ACROSS THE GALAXY”

In an unprecedented twist in the ongoing Area 52 saga, popular early morning spinner DJ Dandy claims they were physically abducted by extraterrestrials mid-set yesterday morning.

Eyewitnesses at The Basement Club reported seeing a sudden flash of blue light and a brief absence of the DJ from the booth, followed by the music resuming without a hitch.
How? 

According to Dandy, the aliens equipped them with a bio-signal DJ interface, a device that translates brainwaves directly into beats. “They said they wanted the party to continue,” Dandy explained, still dazed. “Apparently… aliens love Earth’s music. Especially funk.”

The Dandy Double

Sources close to the investigation say the aliens left behind a life-size cardboard cutout of Dandy at the DJ booth. Strangely, the cutout’s eyes seemed to follow people around the room, and its right hand slowly rotated to “adjust” the mixer, as if taking requests. The cutout had to be caged in, fearing it might abduct the patrons.

“Honestly, it was the best set she’s played in months,” one clubgoer admitted.
Whether this was a benevolent act of interstellar showmanship or the first move in a cosmic game we don’t yet understand remains to be seen.

Does this have anything to do with SEGI,  Search for Extragrid Intelligence? Or perhaps the Space Lice infestation. 

There was a report that a few live ones were crawling behind the bar. Shall we call an exterminator???

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