“GET READY FOR TONIGHT’S ABDUCTION HALLOWEEN PARTY AT AREA 52!

“This just in from the edge of the unknown: lights are flashing, portals are humming, and the aliens are dusting off their best disguises! Tonight marks the long-awaited Abduction Halloween Party at Area 52, where Earthly fears meet intergalactic fun!”

Area 52 is glowing in spectral shades of violet and green, and the landing pads have been cleared for incoming saucers. SEGI technicians are recalibrating their teleport arrays to ensure a “smooth and stylish abduction experience,” no lost limbs, no mixed-up costumes, they promise.

Witnesses report that Dr. Parallax is prepping a space set, while Anelikka is tuning up for a haunting performance that will “echo across galaxies. Join us at 5 PM SLT.

” The Alien Culinary Division has confirmed a strange but delicious menu:

Cosmic Pumpkin Pudding is proof that it’s out of this world.
Zero-G Pizza, yes, it floats until you bite.
Meteorite S’mores toasted under a plasma storm.

And rumor has it that the UFOs have been redeployed for one night only, each carrying a secret teleport link to hidden prizes scattered across the region.

Guests are encouraged to come “as their abducted selves,” whether that means a panicked farmer, a stylish space witch, or an undercover Reggiane scout. Remember, the best disguise may attract a probe… or a prize.

“So, whether you’re human, hybrid, or just here for the free snacks, keep your scanners tuned to WTTQ. Because tonight, at Area 52, the only thing scarier than ghosts… is missing the abduction.”