WTTQ SPECIAL REPORT “THE REGGIANES TAKE FLIGHT”

Broadcast Live from the Monty Region Launchpad

Four Regions Unite for the Journey Beyond. The Reggianes Lead the Way to Space!

“Good evening, viewers across the SEGI network.
This is Reine Solera reporting live from the Monty Region, where history, or perhaps something even stranger, is unfolding before our eyes. The Reggianes have officially taken flight.”

Phase I: The Helicopter over the banned parcels and the sea

It began with a hum in Area 52. The UFO vibrated softly, as if a cosmic chord had been struck beneath it. The Reggianes, those shimmering, beetle-winged crafts of uncertain origin, had been resting for months, their crystalline shells absorbing starlight and wanderlust.

Anjelikka was the first to feel the shift. She had been tuning the Area 52's sound system when the lights flickered into Morse code. Four pulses pause four again. The signal that the SEGI Project was entering. 

The first region was The Depths, where the water shimmered with alien phosphorescence. Here, the Reggianes glided beneath the waves, their engines whispering in a language that only the sea understood. Schools of metallic fish followed, drawn to the resonance of the crafts.

Where are my shorts? 

The second region was The Corridor, a long water tunnel that rose from the ocean and curled toward the moon. The Reggianes soared through it like silver birds, their wings catching echoes of lunar wind. Anjelikka lost her shorts for a short minute, that felt like years, her reflection blending with the stars beyond the dome.

Gliding over the water on some kind of hover board, speeds that are not seen on Earth, and holding on to dear Second Life, they traveled further to reach the third region.

"But this was supposed to be a prize vacation???"

The third region was what looked like the ocean, but no one really knows, where alien gardens floated in zero gravity. Strange fruits, glowing like soft lanterns, drifted past the cockpit. Anjelikka reached out and caught one. It tasted like every memory she’d ever had of summer.

The Reggianes, rumored collaborators of SEGI’s deep-space experiments, have been at the heart of Area 52’s recent anomalies. Sources say their launch marks the beginning of Phase II of the SEGI Project, where regional frequencies synchronize to form an interdimensional bridge.

The final region was The Violet Sky, the entry point to space itself. The Reggianes arranged themselves in formation, their engines synchronizing into one great harmonic tone. The sound rippled through every venue of the SEGI Project through Ed’s Space Station, through the Biodome, through Area 52, and even into the dreams of those who weren’t logged in.

Even in space, you gotta write the blog!

Four regions collapsed into one luminous corridor, and the Reggianes pierced the veil of the sky. Anjelikka’s voice was the last thing heard through the WTTQ comms:

“Tell them not to worry. We’ll bring back what we find.”

When the broadcast cut out, Area 52 went silent. But above the retreat, the violet trail still shimmered a thread stretching into infinity, proof that the journey was real.

Where are we?