“Halloween Abductions Expected in Area 52”

October 31, 2025, to complete the SEGI Project...

“Good evening, Earthlings and whatever else might be listening. WTTQ has confirmed multiple tractor-beam sightings over Area 52. Authorities say it’s not an emergency, it’s a party, starts at 5pm.”

“This isn’t an invasion, it’s Halloween Abduction Night! Dress like you want to be taken because tonight, you just might be.” There is a cold cash prize for the best alien or outer space costume."

“Attendees may report mild levitation, excessive glitter fallout, and unconfirmed time loss of up to 45 minutes, though many insist it felt like forever in the best way.”

DR. PARALLAX: “Expect elevated energy signatures and possible dimensional cross-talk between the dance floor and the moon stage. Stay hydrated. Stay vibrational. I will start my set at 5pm sharp. Aliens like to be punctual, no, that is the German."

ANJELIKKA: “Oh, darling, I hosted the abductions. Consider this my little thank-you to gravity for letting go for a night. I will continue the party until 8pm. Talking about thank you gifts. Everyone who completed the SEGI or was a vendor should have received a gift from me. Look in your inventory.” 

SEGI will end and all UFOs burn out, so hurry now to get the gifts from all 11 venues.

Things you might see: Alien cats mixing cocktails from floating pumpkins. Do not mind the seeds.
Devon reciting a haiku into a plasma microphone. Does it even work?
The sky flickering violet as ships hover above the Retreat.

TRENTON GLASS: “If you see a light in the sky tonight, don’t run. Dance. You’re probably invited.”