WTTQ Evening Broadcast Headline: “Never Give Up, Say the Aliens”

 Reporter: Reine Solera, live from Area 52

Stars fade, yet we stay, 

signals lost, but hope still hums.

We never give up. 👽

“Persistence,” declared one of the shimmering figures known only as ⁂¤π∴, “is the closest thing to gravity in your world; it keeps you from floating away.”

After the recent AWS outage, the Hunt for Extragrid Intelligence, and several unexplained pudding-related malfunctions, spirits at Area 52 might have dipped below lunar levels.

But instead of retreating to their ships, the aliens gathered tonight under the purple-lit dome, broadcasting a message through every flickering satellite, shortwave frequency, and Second Life parcel beacon:

“Never give up. Systems fail. Planets freeze. Love glitches. But the signal always returns.”

Eyewitnesses say the beings stood shoulder to shoulder with human technicians and DJs, some wrapped in glowing thermal cloaks, others sipping macchiatos from recycled starlight cups.

Even Dr. Parallax admitted to tearing up when the chorus of human and alien voices joined in an impromptu chant of “Transmission continues!”

Area 52 residents describe it as “a morale reboot,” proof that no matter how many dimensions try to collapse on a Wednesday, the aliens (and the dreamers who follow them) will find a way to broadcast hope back into the void.

WTTQ’s closing note tonight:
“Whether you’re made of atoms or anomalies, remember, don’t log off just yet. The signal’s still strong.