Subject: One (1) Human, bedridden
Location: Primitive dwelling, “Bedroom.”
Reason for Observation: “Bacterial infection” (again)
They are unimpressed.
“This human has been immobilized by microscopic organisms,” one alien whispers, tapping a glowing clipboard.
“Pathetic,” another replies. “On Kepler-22B, we weaponize our bacteria.”
The medication kicks in, triggering side effects, and the aliens lean closer.
“Ah, yes,” says the tall one. “The Sacred Phase of Nausea and Confusion. This is normal for their species.”
I attempt to sit up. The aliens immediately mark something down.
“Subject tried to be productive. Failed.”
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| “Release the human in five days. Recommend blankets, water, and zero guilt.” |
In five days, I may be released back into society.
Until then, the aliens will watch.
They always watch.
“And tell your species we are tired of your bacteria.”
Ohhh yes. The aliens are thrilled.
In the meantime, since that is all I have for now, you may leave comments in the designated section that says comments, or on Discord, or as a DM what to plan next for the alien.
By the way, the bacterial infection is really happening...for reals.

















