WTTQ Bulletin Board Alert!

 THE BASEMENT CLUB IS HIRING: DJs • HOSTS • SINGERS • STRANGE VIBRATIONS

Think you’ve got what it takes to make the walls pulse and the aliens dance?
The legendary Basement Club, yes, that one under The Retreat with the jukebox that occasionally speaks in Morse code, is expanding its lineup and looking for talent.
No resume required. Just vibes.

OPEN ROLES
DJs:
Must be able to spin across dimensions (or at least genres)
Extra points if your set makes a lizard cry
Previous collabs with extraterrestrials welcome but not required
Turntables provided. Ego not.

Singers:
Can you hum a torch song to a time traveler?
Accepting crooners, whisperers, and intergalactic scat stylists
Willing to duet with ⁂¤π∴ encouraged.

Hosts:
Must be fluent in passive-aggressive glitter
Capable of crowd control during meteor showers or emotional breakdowns
Charm preferred; psychic barriers optional.

Wildcards:
Spoken word poets, noise artists, interpretive dancers, metaphysical food critics
If you’ve ever been told “you’re too weird for brunch,” we want you.

THE BASEMENT IS CALLING.
And it wants your art, your music, and your beautiful, unfiltered weird.

We’ll save you a booth.
The espresso’s on.
And someone, somewhere,
is already dancing.

Just show up and do your thing, the Basement knows who’s meant to be there.