Tuesday, July 15, 2025

WTTQ UNDERCOVER REPORT: “Astrid’s Cousins at SL22B.Who Knew?”

 Filed live from a glitter-drenched hoverpod in orbit around the Second Life Birthday exhibit (Sector F: Unregistered Visitors & Glitter-Bloodlines)

“I thought I was just here for the cake and freebies.
Then someone whispered, ‘Aren’t you Astrid’s cousin?’
And suddenly I was surrounded.”

THE SL22B INCIDENT:
SL22B was supposed to be the usual chaotic birthday bash:
Lag, sparkles, weird freebies, overly sincere art builds, and alien sightings that everyone pretends to ignore.

A family Reunion???


But then, they showed up.
Astrid’s cousins.
Not just one. A cluster. A cluster of cousins.
No one had ever seen them before.
No one had ever seen them all together.

Cousin Frayda: Identifies as “Multispectral” and speaks in 7-note scales. Possibly part hummingbird. Definitely flammable.

Jex: Glitch-hopper, certified gacha hoarder, once married to a vending machine (briefly annulled).

Cousin 0110: A non-verbal lightform who only communicates through bursts of static near teleport hubs.

Cousin Marveena: Thinks she’s human. Everyone else knows she isn’t. Last seen arguing with a terraformer bot about the meaning of the word “cousin.”

Gloop: Possibly not a cousin. Possibly a sentient dessert.

Astrid, when confronted, simply sipped her espresso and said:
“Bloodlines are messy. And sometimes cosmic.”

It may have been DJ Glarv mixing the tunes.
THEIR BOOTH AT SL22B:
Officially titled:
“UNOFFICIAL INTERGALACTIC KINSHIP ZONE”

Features include:
A bounce house made of missed calls
An interactive family tree that updates depending on your emotional state
Free tacos (possibly dimensional)
A mirror that shows who you’d be if you’d been raised by Astrid’s great-uncle Glarv.

“They welcomed me like I’d been missing. Maybe I was.” Raine Solara
“One of them licked my aura.” Dandy
“They kept calling me ‘Cousin Tubby’ even though I’m not. I might be now.” Tubby

You never really know who you’re related to in Second Life.
Not by blood. Not by logic.
But by vibe.
Astrid’s cousins didn’t come to perform. They came to reclaim space, remind her who she is,
and possibly recruit new relatives.
So if you danced with a glittering stranger at SL22B and they whispered, “See you at the next family rift,”

You’re in.
Like it or not.
You’ve got cousins now.
And they never forget.

Monday, July 14, 2025

“Area 52 Art and Alien Exhibit: I Found Her”

 Filed beneath pulsing starlight and paint-stained canvas in Gallery Room B (the one that hums)

“I don’t know what I was looking for... until I saw her.
And suddenly everything I never said had a face.”

THE AREA 52 ART & ALIEN EXHIBIT:
Nestled just past the Hollow Tree, through a rusted gate that only appears at dusk, lies the Area 52 Exhibit, a shifting gallery where the walls sometimes breathe, and the brushstrokes know your name. Each piece is anonymous, but every one feels like it’s watching you back.

Some whisper.
Some blink.
Some change when you’re not looking.

She’s in the third corridor, near the display marked:
“UNAUTHORIZED TRANSMISSIONS // SUBJECT ECHO-9”
You didn’t recognize her at first. Maybe you weren’t ready.
But now you see the outline of someone you loved.
Or dreamed. Or maybe were. She’s part woman, part staticeyes wide like a signal flare,
one hand reaching toward the edge of the frame.
Underneath, etched faintly in alien script:
“I waited here for you.”


WHO IS SHE?
Some say it’s Anjelikka, caught mid-sketch in a trance.
Others swear it’s the mysterious HB (Lady from Utahpiah) in her true form.
Or maybe…it’s you.
Projected from your memory, rendered by something not quite human but deeply understanding.

“I found her” doesn’t mean you understand.
It means something lost in the static looked back and recognized you.

Whether she was a memory, an alien, or a forgotten self, you found something sacred in a gallery that only reveals what you’re ready to see.

And now?
You’ll never walk the Retreat quite the same again.
Because once you’ve found her, you start to remember yourself.

Keep looking.
She might move again.

Friday, July 11, 2025

"Real-Life Pain and Second-Life Disappointments"

 Filed between the blinking cursor of a goodbye message and a teleport that never landed.
“I logged in to escape something, but somehow it followed me here.”

No, I am not leaving SL...I am just a little disappointed. This can happen.


In real life:
You carry the weight on your shoulders.
You flinch when the phone buzzes.
You smile when you're expected to.
But beneath that?
A quiet ache.
The kind that doesn't show up on scans.

In Second Life:
You built a world.
A garden.
A club.
A self.
A version of you that dances barefoot, DJs with aliens, writes poems in the sky.
But still, somehow they left. Or didn’t show.
Or forgot your name when the region restarted.

Second Life sometimes amplifies real-life pain. It reflects it in soft neon and windlight shadows. It lets you speak when your mouth won’t open in the real world, and it enables you to be ghosted by silence, all over again.

Be kind to the people behind the screen
“I built the Retreat to feel whole. But sometimes, I just sit there and wait for people who never come.” – Anjelikka
“They loved my alt but couldn’t be bothered with me.” – Dandy
“We shared secrets in a digital ocean. Then they unfriended me like I didn’t exist.” – Raine

My back was hurting from sitting, yet I showed up and waited, and nothing!!
You’re allowed to grieve both kinds of pain.
Second Life can hit harder than one in the flesh because it’s wrapped in hope, and you were in control… until you weren’t.

But here's something true:
Every friend who did stay.
Every slow dance in a laggy ballroom.
Every pixel that held a truth your real mouth couldn't say that mattered.

Stay connected.
We’re still listening.

Tuesday, July 8, 2025

"Cann!bal, the Forgotten Islands"

 Received at 3:33AM from a rusted radio buoy floating off the edge of remembered history.
"They weren’t on any map anymore. But someone kept dreaming about them."

The islands of Cann!bal aren’t listed. (Find it in the destination guide, but shhh.)
Not on tourist brochures. Not in world atlases.
They appear in dreams, in fever, in a flicker of static just between radio stations.
Some say you can only find them when you’ve lost something important, like trust or your second self.

They aren’t named Cannibal because of people-eating.
No, it’s far stranger than that.
They consume your memories.
Bit by bit. Bite by bite.

Cann!bal is a chain of atolls wrapped in inland mist and outer lies.
The water glows wrong. The waves hum backward.
Sometimes, postcards wash ashore from people who were never there. You might recognize the handwriting.
Erma once found mushrooms on the shore that whispered your ex's name.
Raine Solara once reported from the main island but came back speaking in riddles and sand.

SURVIVOR NOTES:
"Don’t eat the fruit. Don’t answer the statues."
The monkeys know something but will only communicate via improvised charades.
There’s a chapel with no door where you can leave offerings. Or regrets.
A lizard named Tarp runs the only bar, "The Gullet,"  and serves drinks made from things you’ve forgotten you miss.

“I forgot who I was for three hours. It was a relief.” Casey
“There was a version of me already living there. They were kinder.” Anjelikka
“I met a woman who said she remembered dying there. In 1924. She offered me soup.” Bun
“⁂¤π∴ kept vanishing and reappearing slightly happier.” Dandy

Cann!bal isn’t a place. It’s a reckoning. It’s what happens when memory grows teeth and nostalgia asks for seconds. If you wake up with sand in your shoes and a seashell that hums your name…you’ve been there.
And part of you stayed.
Stay alert.
Stay curious.

And if someone offers you stew, ask where the recipe came from.



Monday, July 7, 2025

"All Aboard in the Dining Car"

 Transmitted from Engine 229, mid-journey between longing and dessert.

You step into the dining car. Time folds like a napkin. Someone’s coat hangs where it shouldn’t. Jazz filters in from nowhere. And suddenly this isn’t just a meal. It’s a mood.

Dani, Cam, and I are enjoying the dinner

DINING CAR MENU:


Appetizers:
Stardust Shrimp (served with side-eye)
Ghost Ravioli (you can taste the absence)
"Who Brought This?" Mystery Dip

Mains:
Lasagna Soup (yes, again)
Vegan Lentil Supper by Dandy (now with extra existential dread)
BBQ Iguana (no one ordered it. It just…arrived.)

Dessert:
Space Pudding à la Chloe
Memory Cake (layers of people you almost loved)
"Just One More Bite" Pie
The stage is ready for the entertainment
“I’m not lost. I’m just en route.”  Raine Solara
“This biscuit knows too much.”  Dr. Parallax
“We’re all dining in motion.”  Anjelikka
“I didn’t order that, but I’ll eat it.” You, probably

The Dining Car isn’t always there in Area 52.
It appears when you’re hungry for more than food.
When you crave comfort, confusion, and connection all in the same spoonful.
And tonight, it’s all aboard.

Find your seat.
Tip the waiter (he might be a lizard).
And look out the window, you just might see where you’re headed before you remember where you’ve been.

Bon voyage

Sunday, July 6, 2025

WTTQ Bulletin Board Alert!

 THE BASEMENT CLUB IS HIRING: DJs • HOSTS • SINGERS • STRANGE VIBRATIONS

Think you’ve got what it takes to make the walls pulse and the aliens dance?
The legendary Basement Club, yes, that one under The Retreat with the jukebox that occasionally speaks in Morse code, is expanding its lineup and looking for talent.
No resume required. Just vibes.


OPEN ROLES
DJs:
Must be able to spin across dimensions (or at least genres)
Extra points if your set makes a lizard cry
Previous collabs with extraterrestrials welcome but not required
Turntables provided. Ego not.

Singers:
Can you hum a torch song to a time traveler?
Accepting crooners, whisperers, and intergalactic scat stylists
Willing to duet with ⁂¤π∴ encouraged.

Hosts:
Must be fluent in passive-aggressive glitter
Capable of crowd control during meteor showers or emotional breakdowns
Charm preferred; psychic barriers optional.

Wildcards:
Spoken word poets, noise artists, interpretive dancers, metaphysical food critics
If you’ve ever been told “you’re too weird for brunch,” we want you.


THE BASEMENT IS CALLING.
And it wants your art, your music, and your beautiful, unfiltered weird.

We’ll save you a booth.
The espresso’s on.
And someone, somewhere,
is already dancing.


Just show up and do your thing, the Basement knows who’s meant to be there
.

Friday, July 4, 2025

WTTQ LATE-NIGHT CRAVINGS REPORT

"Looking for a Taco Swell"
 Filed from the dusty edge of Route 66, past the jukebox, downwind of the Salton Sea.


“I’m looking for a Taco Swell.” It’s not just a meal. It’s a mood.
It’s 2 a.m., your shoes are off, and the stars are gossiping again.
But what is Taco Swell? And where the hell did it go?


What we know: 
It is not a Taco Bell knockoff, unless you dream of better timelines.
A paper wrapper was found behind the Retreat gallery with traces of glitter and habanero.
A mystery coupon in a dream that said “Free Taco, Just Ask for the Swell.”
Bun G Chord may be turning the Basement kitchen into a pop-up…but only on Cinco de Mato
.

Not a Taco Swell, they do not have creepy clowns

Erma says Taco Swell was once a glowing food truck that appeared only when someone cried while thinking of cilantro.

Raine Solara swears she danced on its roof once with a butterfly alien named Crispy.

Bailey found a faded napkin that read:
"All tacos are love letters. Some are just spicier."

Tubby claims the original Taco Swell had a secret 4th salsa that could make you remember every crush you had in 8th grade.

WTTQ FINAL WORD:

If you’re looking for a Taco Swell…
You might be looking for:
A memory that never fully formed, a bite that makes you feel understood.

BTW: Crispy these days is dancing the Twerk
A moment that says, “You’re not alone. Here's something warm.”

So keep your eyes peeled at the next Basement Club pop-up, or when the moon hits right on Route 66.
Someone might slide you a plate and say,
“Welcome back.”

And when it happens, you’ll know.

I was trying to steal a Taco Truck for the Retreat... Does anyone know how to make a food truck?