Well, that just dills my pickle!!!

Greg: What do you want to do?
Anjelikka: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Greg: I don't know...maybe we can visit some of my southern cousins out in the country.
Anjelikka: Well, alrighty then. (I sigh)

Let’s face it—the South is Extended-Family Central. If you just slow down a little as driving by their house, they’ll claim you as a cousin, and if you actually are their cousin, well, you might as well be their sister—or at least their cousin-sister, if there is such a thing. They love a big Southern family. So, I am sure I will meet tons of the southern cousins at one point or another.

waiting for cousins Earle and Della

Ok, so we are waiting for them cousins you know and I find out that people from the south are generally late although they say: We’re all busy, so don’t be rude by showing up late. When you make a plan, stick to it, and don’t waste someone else’s time by failing to live up to your word. (sigh)

I really don't think Earle is coming. Or does he even live here? Why, that egg-suckin' dawg! He's a snake in the grass.

• Bless your pea-pickin' little heart!

Greg just thought it  would be great to just stay in the little motel close by to cousin Earle's house until he comes back. Well, as say in the south this place is so ugly it scares a buzzard off a gut pile.

Then Greg remembers that cousin Coralee lives in a trailer park. Oh you got to be kidding wait...wait. I'm gonna whup you where the sun don't shine if you don't slow down.
Well so much for a country day out.
Roll Tide Y'all!!!