Sunday, October 12, 2025

WTTQ SPECIAL REPORT “THE REGGIANES TAKE FLIGHT”

Broadcast Live from the Monty Region Launchpad
Four Regions Unite for the Journey Beyond. The Reggianes Lead the Way to Space!

“Good evening, viewers across the SEGI network.
This is Reine Solera reporting live from the Monty Region, where history, or perhaps something even stranger, is unfolding before our eyes. The Reggianes have officially taken flight.”

Phase I: The Helicopter over the banned parcels and the sea



It began with a hum in Area 52. The UFO vibrated softly, as if a cosmic chord had been struck beneath it. The Reggianes, those shimmering, beetle-winged crafts of uncertain origin, had been resting for months, their crystalline shells absorbing starlight and wanderlust.

Anjelikka was the first to feel the shift. She had been tuning the Area 52's sound system when the lights flickered into Morse code. Four pulses pause four again. The signal that the SEGI Project was entering. 

The first region was The Depths, where the water shimmered with alien phosphorescence. Here, the Reggianes glided beneath the waves, their engines whispering in a language that only the sea understood. Schools of metallic fish followed, drawn to the resonance of the crafts.
Where are my shorts? 
The second region was The Corridor, a long water tunnel that rose from the ocean and curled toward the moon. The Reggianes soared through it like silver birds, their wings catching echoes of lunar wind. Anjelikka lost her shorts for a short minute, that felt like years, her reflection blending with the stars beyond the dome.

Gliding over the water on some kind of hover board, speeds that are not seen on Earth, and holding on to dear Second Life, they traveled further to reach the third region.
"But this was supposed to be a prize vacation???"

The third region was what looked like the ocean, but no one really knows, where alien gardens floated in zero gravity. Strange fruits, glowing like soft lanterns, drifted past the cockpit. Anjelikka reached out and caught one. It tasted like every memory she’d ever had of summer.

The Reggianes, rumored collaborators of SEGI’s deep-space experiments, have been at the heart of Area 52’s recent anomalies. Sources say their launch marks the beginning of Phase II of the SEGI Project, where regional frequencies synchronize to form an interdimensional bridge.

The final region was The Violet Sky, the entry point to space itself. The Reggianes arranged themselves in formation, their engines synchronizing into one great harmonic tone. The sound rippled through every venue of the SEGI Project through Ed’s Space Station, through the Biodome, through Area 52, and even into the dreams of those who weren’t logged in.
Even in space, you gotta write the blog!
Four regions collapsed into one luminous corridor, and the Reggianes pierced the veil of the sky. Anjelikka’s voice was the last thing heard through the WTTQ comms:

“Tell them not to worry. We’ll bring back what we find.”

When the broadcast cut out, Area 52 went silent. But above the retreat, the violet trail still shimmered a thread stretching into infinity, proof that the journey was real.

Where are we?



Saturday, October 11, 2025

WTTQ ENTERTAINMENT REPORT “DEVIN SINGS HIS HEART OUT AS GIFT CARDS TAKE FLIGHT”

 Filed by Raine Solara | Live from Area 52 Amphitheater, Monty Region

“This is Raine Solara, reporting under the violet skies of Area 52, where last night, the SEGI Project hosted one of the most emotionally charged performances ever witnessed on this side of the galaxy.”

DEVIN: THE BALLADEER OF THE BEYOND
Singer-songwriter Devin took the stage surrounded by holographic comets, glowing orbs, and a suspiciously patient alien audience. Dressed in black and starlight, he delivered a live set that had both humans and extraterrestrials swaying like static caught in a magnetic storm.

“He wasn’t just singing,” one attendee whispered. “He was translating human emotion into frequencies they could feel.

More events with prizes may happen soon.

Midway through Devin’s final number, “Orbit My Heart,” a swarm of shimmering gift cards rose from the crowd, spinning like metallic butterflies. Witnesses say they appeared to “respond” to the rhythm of the song, circling the amphitheater before landing gently at random on the audience. The audience was also invited to take a trip to four regions via helicopter, yacht, boat, plane, and even a spaceship. Anjelikka hopped on and will report tomorrow about this.

Each card bore the SEGI logo and a cryptic message:

“Your kindness has been noted. Redeem between worlds.”


 

Technicians later confirmed that no wind, projector, or holographic emitter was responsible for the incident. “The cards… just flew,” said a stunned stagehand. The gift cards were worth 500L Cash to be redeemed from Anjelikka herself. If you missed it, this was a great performance, and wow, the gifts.

Area 52’s resident visitors appeared deeply moved, some emitting soft, harmonic tones believed to express joy. One alien handed Devin a glowing crystal after the show. When asked what it symbolized, SEGI linguists translated:

“You sang true. You are cleared for emotional orbit.”

“So, whether the flying cards were a gift from the fans or a message from beyond, one thing’s clear: music still speaks the universal language.

From Area 52, I’m Raine Solara for WTTQ, reminding you: keep your heart tuned, and your gift cards handy.”

Friday, October 10, 2025

WTTQ FIELD REPORT “THE ALIEN HELPERS: DOMESTIC EXCHANGE AT AREA 52”

Filed by Correspondent Raine Solara | Broadcast from the Monty Region, SEGI 

“This is Raine Solara reporting live from Area 52, where aliens have traded tractor beams for… Swiffers?”

The SEGI Project’s latest outreach effort, the “Domestic Exchange Program,” is testing the limits of human–alien cooperation. For the first time ever, extraterrestrial guests are volunteering to assist with day-to-day Earth chores, a mission organizers call ‘Cross-Cultural Maintenance and Mutual Sanitation.’

So far, the results are out of this world, well, maybe.



Inside a shimmering habitat filled with lavender light, two aliens were spotted folding shirts with geometric precision.

“We find this… meditative,” one told me through a translator node.
“But socks? Too hostile. They scream of entropy.”

No word yet on what that means. SEGI staff have been instructed to wear sandals until further notice.

In the kitchen sector, an alien with five translucent hands was discovered entranced by a single soap bubble.

“Each contains a parallel universe,” it murmured, refusing to pop it.
Cleanup efficiency plummeted by 300%, but morale soared.

[19:39] Devon Reggiane: That sounds like a line to sell encyclopedias: "from cereal to the butt... It's all in here!"

Another volunteer, equipped with an anti-gravity vacuum, made headlines when it accidentally removed a small fern from the physical plane.

“We assume the plant’s fine,” said a SEGI supervisor. “We’re just not sure which galaxy it’s in now.”

 Aliens reportedly adore baking, though they question our limited portion sizes.

“Humans divide infinity into dinner plates,” said one chef from the Pleiades.
“We prefer buffet without end.”

Their signature dish, Cosmic Pudding, has since become a cafeteria favorite despite occasional bioluminescent side effects.

The report concludes with perhaps the strangest finding: aliens consider taking out the trash a form of cosmic devotion.
“We return matter to the infinite,” said one participant solemnly while emptying a bin.

“So, are aliens better housemates than humans? The data is inconclusive, 
but the socks are definitely gone.

Reporting live from Area 52, this is Raine Solara for WTTQ:

‘Keeping it clean, across dimensions.’”

Wednesday, October 8, 2025

WTTQ Scene Report: “Bun G Chord and the Cat at Midnight”

Last night’s frequencies from Area 52 took a darker, dreamier turn as DJ Bun G Chord descended into the booth for his long-anticipated Goth Set, a ritual of reverb, velvet shadows, and basslines that felt like cathedral bells underwater.

As the crowd of aliens, avatars, and late-night wanderers swayed in flickering violet light, something curious happened: a cat, sleek, unbothered, almost spectral, appeared near the DJ’s feet. Witnesses say it didn’t walk in through the door. It simply was there.

Some claim it’s Bun’s familiar. Others say it’s the reincarnation of an alien intelligence that’s been studying human nightlife for decades. Bun didn’t confirm or deny; he just turned up the volume and dropped “Bela Lugosi’s Dead.”

By the end of the night, both Bun and the cat were gone.
Only the echo of synth and the scent of strawberry incense remained.

Some of you have visited all 11 venues and collected the gifts. Wow!!! Great Hunters. Keep going if you have not found them all, it will be worth it to see all the venues :)

Tuesday, October 7, 2025

WTTQ Area 52 culinary investigations

“Aliens Go Gaga for Strawberry Jam at the Biodome”
By Rachel Solera | Broadcast from Area 52

Aliens appear to have a fondness for strawberry jam.

Monty Region: The SEGI Project’s Biodome has officially become ground zero for what experts are calling “The Great Intergalactic Jam Craze.”

Following last week’s diplomatic brunch between humans and visiting extraterrestrial envoys, several aliens were observed congregating near the refreshment table where, to everyone’s surprise, they bypassed the nutrient bars and went straight for the strawberry jam.

New shipment of jam just came in...


Witnesses described the scene as “part science fair, part breakfast buffet, and part religious experience.”

“They didn’t even blink,” said one observer. “They just hovered their spoons and made this little humming sound. Like they’d found the meaning of life in a jar.”

SEGI xenobiologists suggest that the aliens’ enthusiasm for strawberry jam might stem from its biochemical similarity to the nutrient plasma used aboard their ships. Others believe it’s more emotional than scientific, a nostalgic taste of something universal.

Meanwhile, Rachel’s Biodome has announced the launch of a limited-edition “Galactic Toast Station” where visitors can share a slice with their cosmic counterparts. Proceeds will go toward SEGI’s Intercultural Culinary Research Fund.

Field reports from Rachel’s Biodome suggest that extraterrestrial visitors were observed dipping Triscuits and even meteor chips into strawberry preserves. SEGI nutritionists theorize that it’s the vibrant red color and sugar content that fascinate them:

Color theory: The aliens’ vision spectrum may interpret red as “nutrient-rich” or “energetically charged.”

They would not even sell it to me.
Texture appeal: The jam’s smooth viscosity mimics the nutrient-rich gels used in their own sustenance pods.

Emotional resonance: Some scientists speculate the flavor activates pleasure responses similar to human nostalgia, perhaps reminding them of distant planetary flora.

One alien at the Biodome was reportedly overheard (through translation nodes) declaring:

“Earth fruit. Sweet. Warm light memory.”

As one alien delegate reportedly transmitted through the comm-link:
“Peace, understanding, and preserves.

I think one of the trains is filled with strawberry jam

”So yes, aliens do like strawberry jam. Possibly even more than humans do.

Monday, October 6, 2025

INSIDE THE BIODOME SEGI’S LIVING EXPERIMENT

Filed from Area 52 by Correspondent Reine Solera

Nestled in the lunar-gray dust of the Monty Crater, the Biodome stands like a glowing jewel of alien architecture and human ambition. This transparent geodesic habitat code-named “Habitat SEGI-5” isn’t just another outpost; it’s a living experiment where human curiosity meets extraterrestrial hospitality.
It looks innocent, but is it?
At first glance, the dome looks like a peaceful research site: hydroponic gardens shimmer in bioluminescent blues, robotic rovers hum softly, and small alien figures drift near control panels. But beneath the calm surface lies the pulse of The SEGI Project, the Search for Extragrid Intelligence.

Rumors swirl that this is where the first successful contact happened. “The Biodome is not just observing life,” says one technician who requested anonymity. “It’s learning to host it.”

To make the travelers hungry, Casey Cruz plays music.
Inside, visitors have reported an atmosphere of strange comfort, earthlike oxygen, gentle temperature regulation, and even snacks from the infamous Rachel’s Biodome Kitchen, where space travelers are greeted with trays of Triscuits and comet jelly.

“You wouldn’t believe how far a Triscuit goes when you’ve been orbiting Saturn,” Rachel says, balancing a tray of meticulously arranged crackers topped with moon-cheese and alien chutney.

The Biodome’s reputation has grown beyond its sustainable airlock systems; it’s now known as the “snack hub of the stars.” Pilots from the Pleiades drop in for hydration packs and human comfort food; Dr. Parallax insists the salty crunch of a Triscuit helps stabilize one’s temporal frequency after hyperspace travel.

Locals joke that the place smells like rosemary and ozone, and that if you listen closely, the plants whisper coordinates for the next SEGI experiment. Grav-Beef Sliders: Inspired by Earth’s cows, but cultivated from cloned particles abducted in 2047’s “Monty Incident.” (Wonders if that was Tubby's pet cow Mellowbell?)

We will investigate if these autographs are real
Whether it’s a laboratory, a restaurant, or a cosmic waystation, one thing is certain:
The Biodome is alive with questions.

And in Area 52, questions are the most dangerous life form of all.





Saturday, October 4, 2025

WTTQ SPECIAL REPORT “THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING”

 Filed by Rachel Solera, October 2047

This is Rachel Solera reporting from a sealed test chamber beneath Area 52, where rumors of SEGI’s “pudding experiment” have stirred both curiosity and concern, since Germans are now eating their pudding with a fork in the park.

Officials refer to it as a nutrient suspension medium. Locals simply call it alien pudding. And if the whispers are true, it’s more than dessert, it’s data.

Places like The Peaceful Retreat may have a hidden meaning. The tiger did not take the pudding offering.
Each shimmering bowl contains a lattice of microscopic filaments, structures so fine they respond to sound and thought. Scientists say the pudding “remembers” patterns, voices, vibrations, and even emotional frequencies.

The Xaraz Gallery hides the truth in the art

When asked whether this material might store consciousness, one technician only replied:

“The proof… is in the pudding.”

Moments later, the lights flickered purple. Equipment spiked. A few witnesses claimed they heard something like laughter from deep inside the cooling tanks.

No official explanation followed. SEGI has denied any connection to the incident. But one thing is certain:
Whatever’s in that pudding… It’s thinking back.

At Reverie Farm, they have cows. I am sure you need milk for the pudding. The aliens don’t appear to drink milk in the human sense. However, they synthesize something very similar to a nutrient-rich, bioluminescent fluid that looks like liquid moonlight. It’s grown from fungal cultures and mineral dust rather than coming from any living creature. They call it “Lunaflux.” It’s said to glow faintly when “fresh” and is stored in crystal flasks rather than bottles.

The aliens seem to prefer turning that Lunaflux into a kind of gelatinous matrix they can program with flavors, memories, or even emotional imprints. Eating it isn’t just nourishment, it’s a sensory experience. A memory meal. A dessert that takes you back.

So, while humans might sip milk or stir pudding, the aliens engineer theirs.

This is Rachel Solera, WTTQ News, keeping one spoon out of the truth at Area 52.

Friday, October 3, 2025

Special Bulletin: “Will 3I-Atlas Interfere with Area 52?”

“The 3I-Atlas has been pulsing over the desert skies for weeks, but experts now warn its presence may destabilize the very fabric of Area 52 itself.”

DR. PARALLAX: “The Atlas isn’t passive. It’s not just watching. It bends signals, reroutes transmissions, and even rewrites echoes. That interference could unravel Area 52’s anchor, the code holding it together. If the Atlas keeps spinning, Area 52 won’t collapse… it’ll re-thread into something else.”

DJ Casey(Martian) played some intergalactic tunes



‘Do not fear interference. We call it… correction.’

“From the piano-shaped halls of J&R’s Ballroom to the hidden gates of ED’s, the second night of the SEGI Project was nothing short of luminous. Travelers stepped through shimmering portals, rode starlit ships across the void, and dove into dreamlike underwater worlds.

Be part of something BIG
Attendance grew, the UFOs were found, and the clues stitched together a map that feels more alive with each passing hour. The aliens seemed amused, the explorers delighted, and the sense of shared discovery continues to pulse brighter than before.

Early word: Night Two was not only promising, it was successful. And if the pattern holds, Night Three may very well unravel even deeper secrets from the SEGI weave.”

Beneath the stars, a plan takes flight,
Born of questions in the night.
SEGI listens, SEGI sees,
Whispers carried on the cosmic breeze.
A thousand signals, faint and far,
Patterns etched from star to star.
Is it chance or something more,
Knocking softly at Earth’s door?
With courage cloaked in mystery,
They write the future’s history.
For in the dark, their beacons gleam,
The SEGI Project dares to dream.

Watch for more SEGI festivities and some more information about the other venues. 

Come and get your gift here and the LM to the next venue...



Thursday, October 2, 2025

SEGI PROJECT BEGINS and more prizes and some contests...

 Be ready and enjoy :) October 1-31, 2025

AREA 52


Halloween at Area 52 

In the desert where the moonlight’s blue,
Lurks a base with secrets, Area 52.
Pumpkins glow and shadows creep,
While aliens wake from cosmic sleep.

They carve jack-o-lanterns with laser beams,
And whisper strange, unearthly dreams.
Candy corn floats in zero-G,
While UFOs buzz the haunted trees.

So if on Halloween you hear a tune,
From saucers spinning ’round the moon…
Don’t be scared, they’ve just come through,
To trick-or-treat at Area 52!

Be sure to visit Area 52 and receive your complimentary gift, as well as the LM to the next venue. Take many pictures and submit them to me via Discord or in-world. (Anjelikka) I may add a contest to all of these events. Come on, I know you love to take pictures.

Have a poem? Write it and send it to me... maybe you'll win another prize.

Our 2nd night was also a great...thank you so very much for making this a beautiful night :)

Monday, September 29, 2025

WTTQ Special Report – Moonshadow Motors Uncovered

What looks like a quirky roadside dealership, polished chrome fenders, neon signs buzzing in the simulated night, isn’t what it seems. 

Behind the showroom floor of Moonshadow Motors, investigators have uncovered something far larger: an undercover Mars station run by the SEGI Project.

At the center of it all is Aramis, the elusive figure said to be the station’s chief operator. Sources suggest Aramis oversees the portal systems linking Moonshadow’s “garage bays” to sealed SEGI domes hidden beneath the Martian surface.

Customers think they’re test-driving futuristic hovercrafts, but according to leaked documents, they may be boarding interplanetary transfer pods

Some describe the motors’ “warranty room” as containing holographic consoles, red dust filters, and faint echoes of Martian winds.

Moonshadow Motors, then, isn’t just a dealership; it’s a front for something cosmic

Is Aramis smuggling technology from Mars into the Monty region? Or is SEGI preparing a fleet of disguised vehicles to merge Earth’s highways with Martian roads? We are not sure yet, but go and investigate this place. Remember the code word is M.A.R.S.

Either way, WTTQ will keep watching.

Sunday, September 28, 2025

“SEGI Project Begins October 1 — UFO Deployment Confirmed”

Raine Solara, live from Monty Region, Area 52
“Good evening, listeners and grid-walkers. This just in the SEGI Project, long whispered about in notecards and late-night Discord leaks, has an official start date: October 1st. 

And the timing couldn’t be stranger, because tonight, under the violet haze of the Monty Region skies, UFOs have been deployed.”

“We’ve danced at the Basement Club. We’ve watched aliens eat our pizza and sip our espresso macchiatos. But tonight, they’ve stopped pretending to blend in. October 1st marks the opening of something bigger, and the UFOs are already here.”

This is no rehearsal.
This is no rumor.
This is the start of the SEGI Project as it was always meant to be: public, visible, and interstellar. 

WTTQ will be broadcasting live as the SEGI Project’s events unfold. Stay tuned for ground updates, air surveillance, and eyewitness reports. Go to Area 52 to start your journey, starting at 6PM SLT, with our very own Dr. Parallax welcoming the aliens. Look for the small UFO to get a gift, and make sure you visit all the venues.

This is Raine Solara for WTTQ, reminding you that October 1st is not just a date on the calendar. 
It’s the day the sky officially opened.

Saturday, September 27, 2025

“Why Do the Aliens Take Our Cows?”

 Anchor Raine Solara, live from Area 52, Monty Region

“Good evening, viewers. Tonight, we tackle one of the strangest, most unsettling mysteries in the chronicles of alien contact: the cows. Why them? Why here? Why now?”

From the windswept pastures of the Monty Region to the classified enclosures of the SEGI Project, cattle have repeatedly been reported missing, mutilated, or returned altered in inexplicable ways.

Cows breathe our air, drink our water, and graze on our grass. Their physiology provides a living snapshot of Earth’s environment, making them the ideal test subjects for extraterrestrial science.

Declassified SEGI memos hint that alien visitors may not feed in ways we understand. Instead, they harvest enzymes, hormones, and even microbial colonies from bovine systems to create sustainable food for long interstellar voyages.

Across Earth’s cultures, cows carry profound meaning from sacred reverence to economic livelihood. Some researchers argue that their abductions are less about biology and more about sending a chilling message: “We know what you treasure most.”
And then, there’s the human toll.


Tubby, a longtime Basement Club regular, lost his cow during April’s Monty Region disturbances. While the SEGI Project insisted the animal was “safe and serving science” aboard Atlas 3i, Tubby was left with nothing but a luminous ear-tag, an alien token of gratitude that feels more like a cruel reminder.

So the question remains: are the cows victims of cosmic necessity… or pawns in an interstellar mind game?

This is Raine Solara, WTTQ, reminding you: if the aliens come for your livestock, lock the barn doors tight, but know it may already be too late.

Friday, September 26, 2025

WTTQ LATE-NIGHT SPECIAL REPORT

“Behind the Velvet Curtain: Kinky Groups of the Grid”

 Anchor Raine Solara, reporting from the Monty Region:
"Viewers, what happens when avatars wander off the dance floor at the Basement Club, or slip away from the glow of Area 52’s purple skies? Many find themselves pulled into worlds stranger than aliens, stranger than UAPs, into the labyrinth of kinky groups scattered across Second Life."

Noobs sometimes do not know about these weird groups, or maybe they pretend they do not know.





According to investigative notecards circulating the grid, some groups parade under titles like “Grandpa’s Hideaway,” “Rope & Roses,” and “The Spandex Collective.” Membership counts run in the hundreds, sometimes thousands. Their feeds are littered with explicit snapshots, roleplay invitations, and cryptic announcements that often read like secret rituals.

But it’s not just fringe avatars. 
WTTQ cameras have caught familiar namesyes, even frequent visitors to The Retreat and the Basement lurking in the rosters of these groups. ( Second Life is wild; it has every kind of niche. Just because someone is in a group doesn’t always mean they’re active. But if his groups clash with your values, that clash won’t go away by itself.)

Some claim it’s just “for the drama.” Others admit it’s where they go when the music stops, when the aliens don’t call back, when the loneliness between logins grows too sharp.

Experts at SEGI whisper of a new cultural phenomenon: avatar duality
By day, DJs, dancers, or gallery curators. By night, members of groups trade in fetishes, kinks, and blurred boundaries between fantasy and reality.

So, is it dangerous?
For some, it’s just an expression.
For others, it’s a trap exposing them to scams, harassment, or the digital equivalent of public shame.

WTTQ reminds viewers: 
Groups in Second Life reflect choices. If you join, you are seen. If you hide, someone will still notice.

If it’s a deal-breaker, it’s okay to say so. “That’s not something I’m okay with, so I don’t think this works for me.”
If you’re unsure, you can set a limit: “Do what you like in SL, but I’d prefer you not involve me in anything connected to those groups.”

And the question remains: 
What happens when kinky groups collide with the alien investigations of Area 52? 
Do the visitors from Alcyone understand our fetishes… or are they taking notes for their own?

This is Raine Solara for WTTQ, urging you: check your groups list twice before someone else does.

Thursday, September 25, 2025

“Thirty Hours After the Rapture”

“Thirty hours after the supposed Rapture, the 3I-Atlas continues to hum above Area 52, a colossal machine said to be both telescope and wardrobe. Witnesses claim it doesn’t just look out into space; it reflects us back in ways we don’t yet understand.”

FIELD REPORTER“According to SEGI monitors, thousands of individuals claimed they ‘felt the lift,’ but never left. Instead… the sky blinked. The gates stayed closed. 
And the aliens? They never moved an inch.”

“Scientists aligned with the SEGI Project suggest the 3I-Atlas was seeded by the aliens themselves. They call it a translation device. Not a weapon. Not a ship. But a place where language becomes garment, and thought becomes architecture.”

ALIEN WITNESS: ‘We never said we would leave. We said you would.’

Devon, pacing in a dim room, tearing open envelopes. Postcards fall out, each stamped with the words: “Still Here.”

DR. PARALLAX: “This isn’t an end. It’s a waiting room. Thirty hours in… and the system hasn’t decided who goes, who stays. The longer it lags, the stranger reality will get.”

All of this commotion brought back Dandy (no more cardboard DJ) and also a new DJ to our group, DJ Greta Jane, who played some 80s music. The aliens loved it.

“Thirty hours after the rapture, it’s not salvation or apocalypse. It’s… a delay.   


If you saw it on TV you know it is true.

👽👽👽





And if the aliens aren’t leaving, the question is...
...are we supposed to?”

If the Rapture Doesn’t Get You… This Will! 

“AREA 52 ALERT: Look away from your reflection if it starts looking back.”

Wednesday, September 24, 2025

“ED’s Universe: The Gate Between Worlds”

Hidden within the vast archives of the SEGI Project, ED’s Space Club and Universe is listed not just as a venue but as a Transit Node. Those who visit quickly realize it’s more than a nightclub; it’s a launch pad for journeys across dimensions.

But to those who’ve stepped through its shimmering portals, it’s more than nightlife. It’s a gateway. I'm calling it “Station Élysée: Comfort Among the Stars.” You will not regret your visit here; it is alien-approved. And, oh, make sure to take your time, as you will need it.

“Not every space station is built for science or war. Some, like Station Élysée, are built for living.

Ed's Universe offers more than just survival. It offers comfort. Suites with zero-gravity beds that cradle you like clouds. Gardens suspended in transparent spheres, where alien flowers bloom under artificial suns. And entire districts dedicated to cuisine  from lunar-grown greens to imported Martian wines.”

ALIEN GUEST TUBBY: ‘We don’t come here to escape space. We come here to feel at home in it.’
“And yet, it’s more than luxury. Ed's Universe is a crossroad. Diplomats sign accords here. Musicians play concerts that ripple through the hull like a heartbeat. And every traveler, from cargo pilot to wandering avatar, finds a place to rest.”

ANJELIKKA: “Darling, why would you ever go back down to Earth… when you can be this comfortable in the stars?”

Like Ed says himself: “Discover a destination beyond imagination from the depths of space to the shining moon, and into a fantastic underwater world. Travel through galaxies aboard shimmering starships, dive into hidden oceans, or wander across lunar landscapes. With countless teleport options, the journey is yours to choose… and the adventure never ends.

These guys warned me NOT to contaminate the station.



“Ed's Universe. Comfort among the stars. And maybe, the future of home itself.”