WTTQ SPECIAL REPORT “THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING”

 Filed by Rachel Solera, October 2047

This is Rachel Solera reporting from a sealed test chamber beneath Area 52, where rumors of SEGI’s “pudding experiment” have stirred both curiosity and concern, since Germans are now eating their pudding with a fork in the park.

Officials refer to it as a nutrient suspension medium. Locals simply call it alien pudding. And if the whispers are true, it’s more than dessert, it’s data.

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Each shimmering bowl contains a lattice of microscopic filaments, structures so fine they respond to sound and thought. Scientists say the pudding “remembers” patterns, voices, vibrations, and even emotional frequencies.

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When asked whether this material might store consciousness, one technician only replied:

“The proof… is in the pudding.”

Moments later, the lights flickered purple. Equipment spiked. A few witnesses claimed they heard something like laughter from deep inside the cooling tanks.

No official explanation followed. SEGI has denied any connection to the incident. But one thing is certain:
Whatever’s in that pudding… It’s thinking back.

At Reverie Farm, they have cows. I am sure you need milk for the pudding. The aliens don’t appear to drink milk in the human sense. However, they synthesize something very similar to a nutrient-rich, bioluminescent fluid that looks like liquid moonlight. It’s grown from fungal cultures and mineral dust rather than coming from any living creature. They call it “Lunaflux.” It’s said to glow faintly when “fresh” and is stored in crystal flasks rather than bottles.

The aliens seem to prefer turning that Lunaflux into a kind of gelatinous matrix they can program with flavors, memories, or even emotional imprints. Eating it isn’t just nourishment, it’s a sensory experience. A memory meal. A dessert that takes you back.

So, while humans might sip milk or stir pudding, the aliens engineer theirs.

This is Rachel Solera, WTTQ News, keeping one spoon out of the truth at Area 52.