WTTQ CHANNEL 10 EMERGENCY BROADCAST

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
(Actually, it is, but please continue watching.)

Area 52 has detected incoming visitors from Kepler-22B. They are en route. They are curious. They may already be judging our decor.
In response, Area 52 has activated a FULL VISITOR HUNT PROTOCOL.

All residents and guests are advised to:
Remain calm. Do not panic if signage moves, whispers, or contradicts itself. Avoid feeding the aliens after midnight unless explicitly invited

The Hunt will begin as soon as we have more details and will be open to all visitors, regardless of species, timeline, or wardrobe choice.

Expect:
Hidden transmissions
Displaced objects.
Puzzles that seem simple until they aren’t.
At least one moment where you ask, “Was that supposed to happen?”

This broadcast exists to reassure you that:
Area 52 is prepared. The aliens from Kepler-22B mean no harm.
Participation is optional, curiosity is encouraged. If you encounter an alien, please be polite.
If an alien encounters you, remain friendly and do not lie about Earth snacks.

This may be the second SEGI exploration as we know it, and we may get the wicked Dr. Parallax to guide us once again.

Further updates will follow unless the signal is replaced by jazz, static, or interpretive dance.

This has been a WTTQ Channel 10 Emergency Broadcast.
Resume normal exploration.
Protect your signal. Leave your comments below and suggestions, because without you, the aliens may leave.

Area 52 remains a place between worlds where visitors arrive from far away, and sometimes leave with more than they came for.