Advice from a gorilla, well why not?

Sometimes you need a little advice and there are many choices you can get that from. Rather than paying dollars at the psychologist or fortune teller, why not try the gorilla with a cup of tea for some nature talk and some damn good advice. 

Advice from a Gorilla:

Be at home in nature

Stay well groomed

Be a prime mate

Stand up for your beliefs

Avoid hairy situations

Get a grip

Evolve!

If you ask the gorilla and all creatures of the earth what went wrong, they may say: What went wrong here? What has always gone wrong here? Under human rule, the world should have become a paradise, but...there’s something fundamentally wrong with humans. Something that makes people stupid and destructive and greedy and shortsighted.