WTTQ Channel 10 Breaking Broadcast
“Good evening, WTTQ viewers. The skies above Area 52 have turned violet, not just purple lighting for October, but an actual phenomenon. Scientists call it aurora. Locals call it a warning. And Anjelikka? She calls it fashion,” reported by DEVON (steady, but clearly shaken)
FIELD REPORTER RACHEL (breathless):
“I’m here at The Retreat, where panic is... well, stylish. The alien-cats, the same ones caught drinking every bottle of bourbon last week, have disappeared. All that remains are glowing pawprints, which, according to Dr. Parallax, align perfectly with the Andromeda star chart.”
“I’m here at The Retreat, where panic is... well, stylish. The alien-cats, the same ones caught drinking every bottle of bourbon last week, have disappeared. All that remains are glowing pawprints, which, according to Dr. Parallax, align perfectly with the Andromeda star chart.”
“Cats aren’t missing. They’re drafted. The Intergalactic Football League starts its season tonight.”
“And just when we thought we’d reached peak strangeness, Trenton Glass has returned aboard the ghost train, carrying a mysterious passenger known only as the Lady from Utahpiah.”
“She doesn’t speak. She just… deals postcards. Each one predicts something that hasn’t happened. Yet.”
Postcards scatter across the floor. One reads: “You cheered when the thunder clapped.”
“Meanwhile, mood weather is spiraling. Rain is falling in giggles. Thunder applauds. Lightning has been seen clapping in syncopated rhythm. Residents don’t know whether to grab umbrellas or join the dance.”
“Soup calms storms. Or at least distracts people while the sky does cartwheels.”Dandy says.
“So what’s next for Area 52? Violet skies. Vanished cats. Ghost trains. Mood storms. And the Lady from Utahpiah whispering futures in postcard ink. We’ll keep watching if the sky doesn’t clap us out first.”
“Do not ignore postcards. Do not feed the cats after midnight. WTTQ will return.”
“Do not ignore postcards. Do not feed the cats after midnight. WTTQ will return.”
I’m standing beneath a sky that looks like it’s been painted in ultraviolet brushstrokes. It isn’t just color, it’s movement. Witnesses claim they saw symbols forming in the shifting purple clouds, almost as if runes were being written by the atmosphere itself.
SEGI officials insist it’s an atmospheric ionization experiment. Locals say otherwise. They believe the aliens are marking territory or sending a coded message across dimensions.”
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