Invaders at the Retreat

Why is he on there?

It began to seem to her as if the invader might leave marks on the pink convertible she treasured so much, but Samson ( she always names the invaders who come to her Retreat) continued to crack his acorn.
The night was full of surprises and visitors and you can find them too when you look around here at the Retreat. 

Oh no, I might get crossed eyed.

The Retreat offers a state of being tranquil; calm. You can also enjoy the art gallery, which offers paintings and drawings from the Real World by me. The art gallery also hosts other artists, so check it out and go visit the special exhibits (next one coming in August).

Who is this? A giant bat, a deformed owl?

Then I saw this fluttering around in the garden. He calls himself the Retreat Guardian. I considered this position because it could mean the place is protected from intruders but he rather looks alien. Sure, "I can see the sea of tranquility!" in other words, there goes the calm and quiet. 

On the good side of the invader, he does some great art and picture taking so make sure you check him out...
Grum the Gray and also look at his Flickr. I decided he can stay and clean up this place.